captainarlert:

stygiandawn:

SO THAT’S THE CONTEXT FOR THE PIZZA GIF

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

Does it tho?

 

askneppy:

multipack:

row row row your boat gently away from me

Merrily merrily merrily merrily please just fuckin leave

 

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

 
Somewhere, a Paramedic is getting yelled at for taking too long, but still trying to save the life of a total stranger. Holding his/her bladder because their pager keeps going off. Hungry because they haven’t eaten for over ten hours. Having to try and keep a straight face at an accident scene where they just couldn’t save someone’s children. Missing precious time with THEIR family so they can make sure you still have yours… Show a little respect for these brave men and women who put up with more heart break in one shift than some do in a life time

Unknown (via fireflies-and-masonjars)

Same goes for law enforcement and FD.

(via brokenheartedboarder)

True story

(via medic-man)

so much respect for these people ❤️

(via healthy-happy-andfit)

 

anthonyedwardstarks:

Marvel Cinematic Universe known Working Titles.

 
Anonymous: Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?

sheistheweather:

officialchelso:

Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

This topic has been studied by by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

1. It keeps him on the ground.

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You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

2. To check on his physique.

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As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

3. Object permanence.

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Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

I hope this helps.

This makes me so happy. XD

 

edwardspoonhands:

amandaonwriting:

Nine Wonderful Words About Words

Denominalisation…a sesquipedalian’s word for “verbing.”

 

allister-flowerster:

unironic-enthusiast:

Positive alternative to “the walk of shame”: 

“Got Laid Parade”

Yes.

“stride of pride”

“post-cock walk”

“just-touched-a-butt strut”

“took off my pants dance”

“g-spot trot”

“had fun with the clit, time to split”

 

humansinthesky:

talking to a hot boy’s parents like, “I’m a big fan of your work”

 
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