drarna:

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

 
benedictedcumberbabeof221:

acitymadeofsong:

wasureneba:

tomlinfaggot:

liquidpixie:

dialray:

ultimagus:

littlewhinging:

still one of the best things ive ever seen.
slaughter melon reporting for duty.

BROCONUT

m a n g ERI NE 

FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON

too good to not reblog

How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?

isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor

I knew that was coming

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

acitymadeofsong:

wasureneba:

tomlinfaggot:

liquidpixie:

dialray:

ultimagus:

littlewhinging:

still one of the best things ive ever seen.

slaughter melon reporting for duty.

BROCONUT

m a n g ERI NE

FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON

too good to not reblog

How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?

isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor

I knew that was coming

 

tyrionsthrone:

Motivational Joffrey for when you are feeling down.

I just love how any potential optimistic Joffrey memes started after he kicked the bucket. People are all:”Now that your pretentious evil ass is out of the way, we can finally appreciate your sassy villain-ness”

 
birdcagesanddemons:

rescueeffect:

My mom got called on to read aloud in class and came across the word ‘island’ and pronounced the s (is-land) and the whole class laughed at her and the teacher told her she was stupid.  She grew up hating reading and has literally not read any books, newspapers, magazines, etc. since my sister and I were younger and then she only read us children’s books because she ‘had to.’  So like, don’t do this.

And then there are people like me (and I assume many others on here) who learned a foreign language mostly on the internet and through books. There are still so many words that I use regularily and yet I have no real clue how you pronounce them.

birdcagesanddemons:

rescueeffect:

My mom got called on to read aloud in class and came across the word ‘island’ and pronounced the s (is-land) and the whole class laughed at her and the teacher told her she was stupid.  She grew up hating reading and has literally not read any books, newspapers, magazines, etc. since my sister and I were younger and then she only read us children’s books because she ‘had to.’  So like, don’t do this.

And then there are people like me (and I assume many others on here) who learned a foreign language mostly on the internet and through books. There are still so many words that I use regularily and yet I have no real clue how you pronounce them.

 
starshine-automaton:

my-caliginous-romance:

theboywholikesfire:

The Snow Queen.In an Alternate timeline, Elsa’s sister, Anna, did not survive the ice blast. A few years later, her parents were killed in a powerful storm.The unfortunate events that transpired hardened her heart and made her hateful. She became a ruthless queen, enveloping her entire kingdom with endless snow.

narnia

OH

starshine-automaton:

my-caliginous-romance:

theboywholikesfire:

The Snow Queen.

In an Alternate timeline, Elsa’s sister, Anna, did not survive the ice blast. A few years later, her parents were killed in a powerful storm.

The unfortunate events that transpired hardened her heart and made her hateful. She became a ruthless queen, enveloping her entire kingdom with endless snow.

narnia

OH

 

thenaebyrd777:

egberts:

wikeni:

kanmae-west:

nymph-in-the-yellow-dress:

egberts:

spooktre:

egberts:

minute and minute shouldn’t be spelled the same

im not content with this content

i object to that object

I need to read what I read again

Excuse me but there’s no excuse for this

Someone should wind this post up and throw it in the wind

i hope you dont mind but you just fucked with my mind

fuck all of you

 

bassmonstertiff:

jinyii:

tastefullyoffensive:

"Where is your trunk, human?" [x]

Cutest elephants ever.

hi how are you! my name is Lelophent *tries to shake, feels around awkwardly, finds nose* oh… your trunk is kinda small… hm… well momma said everyone is different and special… nice to meet you “shakes stubby human trunk*

 

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

 

capleesi:

BUT RLY GUYS HOW LONG HAS THE FANDOM BEEN WAITING TO SEE DANCING LANNISTERS TO BE SET TO THIS SONG???

TY NIKOLAJ AND PETER

 

gizmobot:

anemotionallyunstablecreature:

nolightinyourtardisblueeyes:

My mum just referred to Steve Rogers as Mr. America

image

*applause for perfect use of gif*

ah yes, captain mr. america

 
I enjoy controlled loneliness. I like wandering around the city alone. I’m not afraid of coming back to an empty flat and lying down in an empty bed. I’m afraid of having no one to miss, of having no one to love.
Kuba Wojewodzki, Polish journalist and comedian (via painlock)
 

drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

image

Canada’s time to shine has come

Sorry, Canada, but I think Australia`s gonna trump you on this one

 
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